Orphan Annie’s Dog Grooming Business Is Failing: It’s a Hard Knock Life

by Russ Henneberry


It’s the hard-knock life for us!
It’s the hard-knock life for us!

‘Steada sales,
We get nopes

‘Lack of retweets,
dashes our hopes!

It’s the hard-knock life!

Got no web traffic to speak of, so,
It’s the hard-knock row we how!

Static websites,
‘Stead of a blog!

YouTube’s not working
It’s a dog!

It’s the hard-knock life!

Don’t it feel like you’ll never do any sellin’?
Don’t it seem like money’s tight?!

Once a day, don’t you wanna throw the towel in?
It’s easier than puttin’ up a fight.

No one’s there when you can’t figure out how to use Twitter!
No one cares if your business grows…or if it shrinks!
No one dries your eyes when you are sad and bitter!

Google traffic we never get
Google traffic, what’s that? What’s it?

No one cares about your fi – nan – ces
When you own a tiny bus – i – ness!

It’s a hard knock life!

(Making a whistling sound and imitating a customer)

You’ll work on this project until it shines
like the top of the Chrysler Building!

Yankin’ the hair from your head
Tryin’ to figure out why your email’s dead

Tryin’ to avoid the get rich schemes
Lookin’ for good info so you can reach your dreams

It’s the hard-knock life for us
It’s the hard-knock life for us

No one cares about your fi – nan – ces
When you own a tiny bus – i – ness!

It’s the hard-knock life
It’s the hard-knock life
It’s the… hard…knock… life!

And here is that classic song with little orpan Annie…

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